Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts

Monday, March 2, 2009

Just One (or Two) of Those Days

Kibbles and Bits:

Yesterday, one of my children was so very much the embodiment of sh*t in a fan, that his father said we should send him to military school. I did not agree with him out loud (but I did in my head).

Today, I had a Dunkin' Donuts banana walnut muffin for breakfast. For lunch, I ate about 15 Dove chocolates at my desk. And for dinner, I had a sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and a steak-Caesar salad. With bacon bits. Steak and bacon in a salad ... that's OK, right?

And just now, I was on a social networking site thinking: "I really, really don't want to be connected with some of these people."

Tomorrow will be better. Probably.

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Boy Charged in Pregnant Woman's Death

My husband the police officer send me this link and posed a question:

What is wrong with people?

I replied:

Are you referring to the 11-yr-old, or his attorney (who wants the kid back in school "occupied"), or the adult(s) who allowed an 11-yr-old to own and have access to a firearm?

Good Lord.


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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Saturday Diary

6:30 a.m.
Enter sons' room. Notice oldest son is covered in poop. Both socks. Outside of underwear. Sheets. Shirt. Oh, and poop on the floor. Son is playing with matchbox cars.

6:35 a.m.
Sheets, socks, underwear, blankets are in the washing machine. Oldest son is in the bath.

10:35 a.m.
Youngest son completely wigs out at the indoor gym we attend on weekends. Seriously. He's freaking out. I literally wrestle him into his coat and out the door. In front of about 35 other people.

10:51 a.m.
McDonald's drive thru. I order a Happy Meal. They won't even let me order Happy Meals until 11 a.m. I wait 9 minutes and drive through the drive thru again.

2 p.m.
Youngest son wakes up from nap and cries. I let him cry for a few minutes. Hey, I'm drinking a cup of hot tea, and he can wait.

2:03 p.m.
I go to get my youngest son out of his crib, and notice his diaper is around his knees and he has two handfuls of poop.

2:05 p.m.
Youngest son in the bath.

2:30 p.m.
I hear water running. Well. Dripping. Uh, oh.



Yes. Pipes froze this week when we had 40 straight hours of below zero weather. Today, Chicago reached a balmy 18 degrees, and the pipes that were frozen solid thawed. All over my bedroom, bathroom and hallway.



6:30 p.m.
I open the mail and find that I've been called for jury duty. On February 13. That's Friday the 13th.



7:30 p.m.
This is my bathroom ceiling, after a four-hour visit from the plumbers.



Tomorrow will be better. Right?

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Sometimes, A Dougnut is Just a Doughnut.

My second WTF post this week.

The content of this article is why I hate politics. Not because (some) politicians are corrupt; no, I still believe that most of them really do want to be public servants (excluding our Governor, obviously). Not because money pervades the process so much that only already-wealthy individuals can run for office. Not because people I disagree with are elected from time to time -- hey, that's just a fact of life.



No, I hate politics because too many people and groups look for any excuse to use divisive hyperbole. (Actually, there is never a good excuse for that.) And I blame their mothers; the ones who didn't teach their children any manners at all.

Think about this article the next time you "choose" to use the word "choice," in any situation at all. Apparently, the very word now is verboten now in these United States. At least according to these rude jerks who turned a doughnut giveaway into an excuse to talk about abortion. Since when do they control the English language?

In short, Krispy Kreme, like so many of us, is using next week's Presidential inauguration as a "hook" for a promotion: a doughnut giveaway. They're giving away doughnuts, people.

Similarly, The American Life League also is using next week's Presidential inauguration (and Krispy Kreme's promotion) as a "hook" for publicity.

But that's where the similarities end.

I feel bad for the poor guy (or girl) at Krispy Kreme who thought they had a great PR idea. Because he (or she) used the word "choice" in a press release, the company (and probably a PR firm and surely a couple of lawyers) now is dealing with loopy phone-callers and boycotters and the like, and trying to figure out how, or if, they'll respond to a group that is upset because it's been out of the spotlight for a while.

Ridiculous.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Compare & Contrast

Yesterday, driving home, I listened to the CNN radio report of this Reuters story: Obese Americans now outweigh the merely overweight. Apparently, more than 34 percent of Americans are obese, compared to 32.7 percent who are merely overweight. Amazing.

This morning, a friend emailed me a link to this CBS news "Sunday Morning" video: A Meal to Die For.


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WTF?

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